Introverted Humor Lover Prints

Agoraphobics Annual Convention

Albert Einstein

"Look! No hands!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

The Hammer

"You are still here."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Where Are They Now?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'll have dessert first."

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Healthy Eating Casualties

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.