Introverted Extrovert T-Shirts

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."

'Good party, Sid...I nearly ostracised myself with everybody!'

Man at a dinner party asking for help.

Parties for people who'd rather be talking to anyone other than whom they're talking to.

"I don't know where everyone is...I invited ALL my Facebook friends."

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

The reserved and the go-ers.'