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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."