Introverted Creatives Pillows

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Drinking Companions

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."