Introvert's Handbook T-Shirts

2019 / 2021

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Nervous at a party.

Introverted Chair

While you were out...

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

She was always an introvert.

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."