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"Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Drinking Companions

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."