Introvert In Paradise T-Shirts

"At last - no Trump."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Mind if I join you?'

Drinking Companions

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'