Introvert-in-pajamas Pillows

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Nerd tryouts.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"At last - no Trump."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I love summer."

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"What A Party."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Three Bland Mice

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Well look who decided to show up."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Oh, thank God!"

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Social Networking - Outsider.

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

Covid fatigue