Introvert Empathizer Mugs

"I'm Irving Lasky, once you get to know me."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"So, you're staying in then?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."