Introspective Investigator Mugs

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

X-ray Psychology.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'You must heal yourself.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.