Intimate Moment Sharer Prints

'Gerald bought me these wonderful earrings for being SO supportive during his vasectomy.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Kirsten Johnson

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

All we have in life is this moment...

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Global Positioning Manual

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Was it funny for you?"

You're too intimate!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

'I am smiling.'

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"