Intimacy Seeker T-Shirts

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Ryan, the idea is to eat food of each other's body, not our own.'

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Romantic Coffee Dates

Pyjama party

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Kiss

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

The Wishing Well

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."