Interviewing Jester Pillows

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

How are you at decision making?

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Any questions?'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'