Interview Tacticians Mugs

"I did have a question regarding your career history. Under 'Strengths,' you listed 'Never convicted.' Would you mind elaborating on that?"

Recruitment Agency: "Describe yourself in three words."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

No Tread on Me

Wi-Fi password?

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

"No self-aggrandizement anywhere. And you call yourself an applicant?"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

Man plays chess against TV.

Student: 'You gave me an 'F' in Psychology. Have you ever thought about sensitivity training?'

Money in mousetrap

Cyber War

"Depends on how you define intuitive."

Rover's Cake