Interstellar Sports Fan Pillows

Planet Football

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

Standings: Milky Way Conference

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Deregulated Baseball

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

'Let go of the pole!'

Cheerleaders from another planet

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'