Interstellar Snowboarder Pillows

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

How Glaciations Begin

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Moon's Portaloo.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Proposal on a snowboard

Serious business

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Bassoon musical instrument.

"B*****d!"

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Alpha Centauri

Planet is a target.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'