Interstellar Snowboarder Pillows

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

How Glaciations Begin

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

Serious business

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Proposal on a snowboard

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Bassoon musical instrument.

Planet is a target.

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"B*****d!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Alpha Centauri

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. The Greenest Olympics ever.

Alien Magician