Interstellar Optimist Gifts

Boptimism

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

How Glaciations Begin

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

Giant Insect Alien

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

Space Heater

Wind Warning on the moon.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

I don't have the keys.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"You seem real distant lately."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"That's the beauty of it, son. Aliens could come from a far off galaxy without knowing a thing about earth, but they would understand accounting!"

'Here's another space probe - everyone act like rocks.'

"So, that's Earth. I hope it has intelligent life!"