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Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Art Gallery.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"Nana" Technology

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Old woman in fabric shop

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

'I think I speak for all of us when I say Interpretive Danceman has to go.'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

"The antelopes managed to confuse and stop the predator in its tracks by starting an impromptu interpretive dance..."

"Linda, Hasan, have you met my friend Scott? He's a walrus drawn from memory."

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

"Tim's keen on new ways to get the safety message across...this is his 'Dance of avoiding trip hazards'."

No tulle left in this vehicle overnight.