Interpretation Intriguer Mugs

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Office Politics Superstore.

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"This is not good at all!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Fingerprint Show

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Your DNA is in the database.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Two men converse secretively

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"I can only give you name rank and the number of my agent..."