Interest Intrigues Mugs

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"This is not good at all!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Fingerprint Show

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Your DNA is in the database.

Two men converse secretively

'002' - A discussion about 007.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Bank as a money tree

Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

Violin

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!