Internet Trend Catchers Pillows

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Eldrow

"I, TikTok."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Kensington Fluffies

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Giraffe Selfie

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"We succumbed to your hype."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"