"John, I thought you said you were anonymous on social media!"
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"You didn't call us, but your online activity says you'll soon need to."
"Tell me, as an internet hacker, what's your modem operandi?"
Internet Censorship in Russa
"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
Dad Trophies
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
"Careful! He knows computers."
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
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"So who is this First pet?"
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
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