"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
Information Security Expert Prints
Decorate their workspace or office with prints that celebrate information security. Featuring clever designs and witty slogans, these prints honor their cybersecurity savvy with a humorous twist.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Minority Report
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"Careful! He knows computers."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
AI Safety Officer
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
"So who is this First pet?"
Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!
Clickbait
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
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