Internet Sabbatical Enthusiast Mugs

I'm sorry this cabin doesn't have internet. That's ok, nana. I thought you liked unplugged, outdoors vacations. Correct. I love mother nature

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Technological Dependence.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."