Internet Privacy Mugs

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

"No, the billboards are not based on our search history."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Internet spy...

"Your web shopping data and browser history tell a very different story."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

Coffee Caf

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Internet privacy is important and worth protecting. That's exactly what I just wrote on my nude picture binge drinking blog!'

Mark Zuckerberg: "Your data is safe with us, Grandad."

You Shouldn't Have

"That's me! I'm the dude on the street corner when the Google maps guy drove by."

Take the apple, but don't accept any cookies.

Social media and privacy

Hate Platforms

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"