Internet Introspectionists Gifts

"Life is what happens when you're not online."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Needs to get a life"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Internet.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

The Mainstream

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Is this who I am?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".