Internet Inquirer Prints

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Alternative Medicine

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'racism is the new black.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"I only told a few friends."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Spam traps on mobiles

"This is not good at all!"

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

Fingerprint Show

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

The Darknet starts right here.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Two men converse secretively

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

Berlitz guide to Scamese

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"I met my wife on Tinder."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"