Internet Inquirer Mugs

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I only told a few friends."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'racism is the new black.'

Spam traps on mobiles

"This is not good at all!"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

The Darknet starts right here.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'I'm preparing a speech to refute 'intelligent design,' and I'd like you to be an exhibit.'

"I met my wife on Tinder."