Internet Impresario Mugs

"We went out once. He's a real domain name-dropper."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

David Hockney

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Johannes Gutenberg

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Condensed Books.

Home Business - Business Cards.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Breakfast Printing Press