Internet Humor Mugs

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

My name is Fifi, I'm an eighteen year old lingerie model,,,

'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'

ALERT: Lame joke attempting to enter your inbox!

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."

"You look a lot different than your profile picture."

"'Lone Wolf"? No babe, you've misread it: my online profile reads 'Love Wolf'!"

"The postman's been, have you been buying on the dark web again?"

"You wrote no hate posts, no xenophobic comments, no sex jokes, no insults, and no conspiracy theories since becoming a member."

....What if pets had social media?

'Seriously? You don't have a Facebook hate group?'

'No, the Harlem Shake isn't on our value menu.'

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

A member of the Mafia checking out Youse Tube.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

'We met over the internet.'

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"Oh baby... oh baby... oh baby..."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

Man talking to his psychologist. 'I'm worried that my Facebook friends will find out about my MySpace friends.'

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

Why is no one accepting my friend requests? The Facebook page of Dorian Gray.

"Your call is important to us. It keeps our service staff from browsing the internet."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"She looks just like in your photos."