Internet Gymnast T-Shirts

Spam.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'He's maturing early.'

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Indoor Football

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Parkour for the over-40s.

Professional Couples

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Gymnast tangled up.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Brains versus management books.

Missing You#2

Men's Parallel Bars