Internet Deal Enthusiast Pillows

'I had a Groupon.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"How much is the sign?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Bargains

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

Final clearance sale.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'