Discount Deal Enthusiast Pillows

''You're in luck. Happy hour prices.''

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

A Quiet Rebuke.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

I get my ideas on sale...

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"How much is the sign?"

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

Bargains

'Do you have any coupons?'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

'Look, mom...a bargain!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

sale

Dealmobile.

'I had a Groupon.'