Discount Enthusiast Pillows

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

A Quiet Rebuke.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

DIY marriage counseling.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Online Shopping.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

SupermarketAwful Market.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Our giant sale now on!'

Last Chance for Everything.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

The spend is high

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

I get my ideas on sale...

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"