Internet Culture Critic Mugs

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

Jared had learned his people skills through public forums on media websites.

Facebook Beggar.

Polite discourse in the 2020's

Comments: The All-Comments Magazine

UnSocial Media Tips

"I thought we agreed you'd try to cut back on amplifying your outrage?"

"I don't like to hate, but I'm on Twitter."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"For discussions in social networks you need good arguments. . . For example 'Dirtbag', 'Stalinist', 'Sexist' or 'Nazi'. . ."

"Don't worry, he's just trolling."

"Don't believe any of those weird stories - unless they're on facebook!"

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

'OFFLINE! Please help!'

Tweet seeking missile.

Screen says HATEBOOK: 'It's a new social-networking site for BNP members.'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

Now Trending...#BUM

"Practicing my hate-face."

If you ain't got the money you owe us, pal. We'll have to resort to violence. Jimmy, rearrange his facebook.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed

Iconic Change?

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The height of fashion in 1796

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).