Cyberculture Critic Mugs

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

Twatter.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Hipsters"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'm after the history section."

"Fact amnesty"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"How is it in Russia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"The last doggy bag."

Mr. Frite Head