Cyberculture Critic Mugs

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

Twatter.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Hipsters"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Fact amnesty"

"I'm after the history section."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

Get Your Shot

Mr. Frite Head

"The last doggy bag."