Internet Crime Fighter Prints

"So many social security numbers, so little time..."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Internet Cafe.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Robot Robber

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Wikileaks

I'd rather be phishing.

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

The Ferguson Effect

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"