Internet Conscious Pillows

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

I.T. Fear

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Obsession with the Internet.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The World Wide Web.