Internet Comic Fan Prints

Newspapers stink. Newspaper comics stink. Nobody reads them. They're old school. I read a new generation of online comics. Check out this one. It's called expletive deleted monkey. @#$% and @#$%? Expletive deleted and the @#$%? Expletive deleted in the raunchy adjective deleted house. It's a family strip. I'm going to wash out my computer with soap.

'This is just a preliminary visit. My web site, grimreaper.com, will fill you in on any future details.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Look! No hands!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Suffering from Cooties?

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Super Heroes.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions