Internet Cat Sensation T-Shirts

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Anatomy of a cat"

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

Doctor Victor Katzenstein, the true inventor of the internet...

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"Historically, cats didn't need to fight for world domination: humans willingly granted it to us..."

'I think the cat wants out...'

'You meowin' at me?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bookmark.

Emotional Lack-of-Support Cat

'I'm afraid you've gone viral.'

"Really, I'm still a beginner, but Master insists on putting clips of my piano practice on the internet: How embarrassing..."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Used to be the 'Hang in there, baby Friday's coming' poster cat

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