Internet Banking Mugs

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'For faster service start doing your banking online already'

'No, this is not my finances. With direct deposits and automatic bill pay, my money no longer needs me.'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"What's a debenture?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Wifi in Hell