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E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

Paddlithic Period

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Would we do better if we took the company shares off the stock market and put them on E-Bay?'

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

Man bids at Internet auction site

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Selling Online.

'Are you sure it's the original?'

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'