Internet-age Medium Prints

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lynching on social media

Occu-Pie Mars

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The Environmentalist

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Moses on the web

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Right click for yes...

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'