Internet Age Dreamer Pillows

Email in a bottle.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Robotic Man

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Barcode Dreams

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Life after death

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."