International Women's Day Pillows

"Like that?"

International Women's Day

'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Women's rights.

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Leadership suits you

Women's day equality.

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Why are you only paying me 77% of the amount my male counterparts are getting?'

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

Women's day on March 8th.

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Run for your lives! Ms. Clarke's broken through the glass ceiling!'

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

Evolution.

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."