International Relations T-Shirts

"No need. I have diplomatic immunity."

Ayatollah Khamenei

Brexit Battles

"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."

Lukashenko visited Putin in Sochi

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

WTO-Free Traitor.

'All options are on the table. That includes defriending on Facebook.'

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

UN agreements.

New World Order

Lately, in the Chinese Sea...

"My government is very concerned about your government's torture and maiming of potential consumers."

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

Ethic Cleansing

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

'I'll tell you what's wrong with the UN...Too many foreigners!'

'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Strain of negotiation

UN Rescue

Balkans enter the EU.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Orator translates in many languages.

Help from Uncle Sam.

Be patient - the UN is working on it.

Brexit Cliff Edge

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

Turkey - EU.

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Trump and President Xi

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Do you mind if I join you, guys?'