International Relations Pillows

Ayatollah Khamenei

"No need. I have diplomatic immunity."

"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."

Brexit Battles

Lukashenko visited Putin in Sochi

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

WTO-Free Traitor.

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

UN agreements.

New World Order

Lately, in the Chinese Sea...

"My government is very concerned about your government's torture and maiming of potential consumers."

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

Ethic Cleansing

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

UN Rescue

Help from Uncle Sam.

Balkans enter the EU.

Orator translates in many languages.

Strain of negotiation

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'

'I'll tell you what's wrong with the UN...Too many foreigners!'

Turkey - EU.

'In Today's news, every country blamed another country for their internal problems.'

'Do you mind if I join you, guys?'

Trump and President Xi

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

L'Entente Cordiale.

Be patient - the UN is working on it.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'