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"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Moon's Portaloo.

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Serious business

Broad Minded

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Cowvid-19

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Charlie Shared a Post

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

"About 77,000 years ago the human lineage split into two branches. Homo sapiens sapiens and Homo stupidicus dumbelsii."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.