International Diplomacy Pillows

Korea

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Pretty Flowers

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Neo-International Law

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Inclusive speech

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Putin and Zelensky

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

US and the EU