International Development Specialist Pillows

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

EU and India partnership.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"Italy just bought France."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Dictators Consuming the World

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

Made in China.

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

"Ukraine peace talks"